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24Oct2007

New Phenomenon: Fainting at Work

fainting.jpgIn light of Marie Osmond's fall on Dancing With the Stars, I thought it was a fitting time to revive one of the very first Jobacle blog posts: Fainting at Work - What You Need to Know!

For the second time in my career (lucky me!) a co-worker fainted within 10 feet of me.  I'll be honest.  I heard a thump, looked up, saw nothing - and assumed all was ok.  Two minutes later a secretary noted, "Oh my God, _______'s down."

All kidding aside, I feel like crap for ignoring the thump.  So, if you hear an inexplicable sound - investigate.

Aside from ignoring the poor guy as he lay motionless (it's our understanding that it was a case of extreme exhaustion from overworking), I realize that I hadn't a clue what to do.  Sure, call 9-1-1.  I left that to someone else. Then I bee-lined for the HR office and let them know, figuring someone there would be equipped for this type of situation. They weren't.  Beyond that, I was pretty helpless.  In hindsight, I don't remember a single employer telling me what to do to help a co-worker with a medical need.  The only disease they've ever taught me about is sexual harassment.

So, let's go over some quickie Dos and Don'ts.

- If possible, catch them BEFORE the thump. Signs to look for are sweating, shaking, or looking like a ghost,

- Remember that game "7-Up" from elementary school?  "Heads down, thumbs up."  In this case you want the head of the fainter lower than the heart - and the legs  raised up about a foot.

- You don't have to be Gene Simmons to gag on your own tongue ya know! Turn the person's head to the side so that the tongue doesn't fall back into the throat. 

- Loosen any tight clothing. Today, the poor guy had his tie knotted up to his gills - and we all left it that way.

- Apply (room-temperature) moist towels to the person's face and neck.

- Cover the person in a medium weight blanket or jacket - especially if they are shivering or have bluish lips.

Now for the Don'ts:

- No slapping or shaking!  Save that for when they get a clean bill of health.

- No eating or drinking until you are 100% certain the person is fully conscious.  Even though dehydration/low sugar could be the culprit - you're likely best leaving this step to the pros.

There's plenty more.  Get your First Aid for Fainting here.

I'm not recommending you become a doctor - but you definitely don't want anyone croaking on your watch. The above information is for informational purposes only.  If you want the real hardcore scoop - consult your physician.

The good news is that the next person to faint at my feet has a fighting chance!  But please fellow co-workers - if you must faint - save it for the weekend!

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Reader Comments (5)

I too was unlucky enough to have a friend pass out but it was during lunch. It made a big scene in the restaurant but thankfully was not a big deal. If it's not serious the person will just come to on their own. If you're unlucky they'll just lay there! I think if it would have happened at the office there is a chance that no one would notice for days. In this instance it was crowded and people were very nice.
October 24, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAri
Never experienced fainting at work. I did once work myself so sick that I took my last meeting while laying face down on the development lab's couch - and then promptly waltzed myself down to the men's room to puke. That was a good day.
October 24, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDuane
i worked for a post house once and the hours were crazy. guys would fall asleep at desks and wake up drooling on keyboards. when one guy got busted by the owner he pretended he didn't remember what happened and said he must have passed out from the lack of air circulation. sometimes "fainting" can work to your advantage. it certainly shut our boss up.
October 25, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterjay
You cannot choke on your own tongue, it's physiologically impossible, even for Gene Simmons. Instead of taking the moronic advice in this article, why not go out and take a first aid or even just a CPR class? You'll be a hell of a lot more useful.
October 25, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMike
Mike, being the ever-intelligent U of Maryland student, offers some good advice; a CPR class is definitely the way to go. However, your tongue (especially a large one!) can most definitely block your air passage. So we're sticking to our moronic tongues on this one, friend.
October 25, 2007 | Registered CommenterAndrew G.R.

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