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30Apr2007

How to Kill Cubicle Gnats

gnat.jpgEveryday they fly in front of my face and escape my swatting hands.  These damn gnats are everywhere at work!  Now as a Buddhist layperson, I have made a conscious effort to let these little bastards live.  So I realize that I might be part of the problem.  However, I am sick and tired of them landing in my salad and heading straight for my mouth.  So while you can't use a sledgehammer to kill a gnat you might want to try some of the methods below.

- Don't leave any food around
- Make sure the trash is emptied regularly
- They lay eggs in drains, plants and other "safe" areas with a food source.

Here's a recipe that should keep them away from your desk or anywhere else where they are uninvited.

Vinegar + Liquid Soup = Gnat killer

These little buggers like vinegar, and when they take a cool, refreshing drink, the liquid soap will kill 'em in their tracks.

Since I'm not a natural born killer, I'd be happy just repelling the gnats to someone else's cube.  I know, not the best Karma, but it's not like I'm following my true instinct to bring in a can of hairspray and a lighter.
These guys claim that their vanilla-scented spray will keep the micro- annoying guys away.

I've read that the males often assemble together in large mating swarms.  Can't wait to see that.  I can only hope that it happens inside the big boss's office.

If you have a gnat solution, leave a comment below.  These things are nasty.

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Reader Comments (2)

this was a huge problem in my old cube! the powers that be fired the plant watering service and didn't tell anyone. the dead plants became breeding grounds for the gnats!
July 1, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterfellow cube worker
I tried an all natural and safe gnat killer called Gnat Begone. It works great. Website askksolution.com.
February 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJamie

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