Attention! Can You Re-Write a Great Resume?

It's simple - I need an expert to look over my resume.  After a year of coasting by comfortably at a relatively new gig, it's time for an update.  If you think you have the skills, please write me here.

I am looking for someone who is willing to barter a re-write in exchange for some Web exposure and possibly a long-term relationship with the Jobacle crew.

I'm not looking for the generic action verbs.  I'm already overstocked on "conceptualized!"  Your skills should be able to highlight the tightrope I try to walk everyday of my life: a solid understanding of business, yet able to think outside the box with some wickedly creative ideas. 

Looking forward to hearing from you.  I promise it will be worth your time.