Forward of the Week: The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem

The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem (I Love My Job)

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell, there’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software;
I hug it often though it won’t care. I love each program and every file.
I’d love them more if they worked a while.

I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.
I’m the happiest slave of the firm, I am.
I love this work, I live these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I’ll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!

Comments

[VICTOR KIPLING]

THANKS FOR A VERY POSITIVE (LOL) POEM.

BUT THE ARMY SAID IT MUCH MORE SUCCINCTLY, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE GOIN' GOT ROUGH. WE WOULD ALL CONTINUALLY SCREAM:

WETSU

WE EAT THIS SHIT UP