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May192010

Top 5 Worst College Degrees if You Want a Job (and to make money)

We all want to believe that once we graduate from college, we’ll be inundated with job offers and automatically make a great living doing exactly what we want.  Okay, it’s a bit far-fetched, but even if you’re fairly grounded in reality, you still want a job that suits your talents and sensibilities.  But how do you know if your chosen field is going to pay off or put you in the poorhouse?  Well, you really can’t go wrong with a degree in business, medicine, or law, and even a market flooded with tech-savvy computer specialists can be lucrative for someone who’s willing to hustle for freelance work.  However, if your area of study lies outside the norm, you may find yourself swimming upstream.  So read on to find the tip five college degrees that will not only slow you down, but may stop you in your tracks.

1. Botany – this is the science of plants.  While a degree in this field could lead to certain high-paying jobs (seeking a cure for cancer?), it is not very likely.  The number of positions that cater to an individual with this degree are not only few and far between, but will almost certainly require travel.  Further, jobs for botanists are likely to be offered on a contract basis for specific projects, so there is little job security.  You could end up cataloging seeds for six months in the desert or studying phloem in a lab for the next three years.  You just never know.  So if you like plants, buy a fern and opt for a degree in business.

2. Fine Arts – while we can’t all be Picasso, there are certainly people in the art world with real talent who can make a living at it.  The thing is, you don’t necessarily need a degree to do it.  If you’ve got a portfolio and you plan to work freelance, you can probably shop around for jobs without wasting your time and money on a college degree.

3. Veterinary Medicine – granted, you can certainly find jobs with this specialized degree, but in terms of return on investment, you’re better off going into a human-related field of medicine.  You’ll pay almost as much for schooling, but receive a lower salary than other medical fields.  Of course, if you love animals, you may enjoy a different kind of payoff, but if you’re in it for the money, learn to heal people.

4. Graphic Design – a good degree gone bad.  While there are a surprising number of jobs available for graphic designers, this is the wrong time to be looking.  Do you remember about 10 years ago when colleges were soliciting to find students for this growing field?  Well, it’s now flooded with graduates who can’t find work.  If you don’t have a stellar resumé and portfolio, you can pretty much forget it.  The problem is that this is a creative degree in a technical field, so employers looking to cut costs will most likely get the IT guy to do double duty on the website, rather than hiring an artist.

5. A degree from Clown College – this is no laughing matter.  Tuition costs could rival those of state colleges (although time to attain a degree is significantly less).  But where will you work when you’re done?  Travelling circuses have gone the way of the dodo, so only the largest (namely Ringling Bros.) survived, and they are going to be pretty selective when it comes to performers.  More likely, you’ll find yourself creeping out kids at a local farmer’s market and pimping out balloon animals to make a few measly dollars.  Sure, you get to squirt passers-by with your boutonniere, and you’ll never run out of hankies, but is it really worth the humiliation?  If your wish is to make kids happy, go work at Build-a-Bear or get a job in a candy store.

This is a guest post by Sarah Harris of Zen College Life where you can browse online degrees and locate the best nursing schools.

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Reader Comments (7)

Nice insight, Sarah. You make a great point about the Graphic Design field being flooded. I also wanted to point out. as someone that works closely with a lot of motion graphic designers, that much of this field has become like many of the Arts field. With a killer portfolio you can get by if you're that talented. I know several employers that have gone after the style and imagination of a designers work and could not care less if they went to college at all. The fact is kids are now growing up with versions of this software already installed on their home computer and begin honing their skills when they're 7! By the time they reach 18 there is very little a college program has to offer. You either got it or you don't. The same goes for video and audio editing.
May 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEric
well yeah, if you are really into graphic design then you could study that and go far, but all those other people considering a career whatsoever just because, should think twice before choosing graphic design. this also goes to all the other careers here mentioned. great post.
May 27, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterstickersexpert
Nice article. The one I want to add? Psychology. ( http://www.phcconsulting.com/WordPress/2008/09/10/friends-dont-let-friends-get-a-degree-in-psychology/) If you're going to the effort and expense of college, make sure it's going to be worth it.
Best of luck,
Peggy McKee
www.career-confidential.com
May 28, 2010 | Unregistered Commenter30/60/90-Day Plan
WOW you are pretty much right on. I would like to add communications to that. Anymore you just need to be a good marketer and communications is pretty useless
August 9, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTerry
Not so sure I agree with not needing a degree in communications. While marketing is certainly important, knowing the ethics and history of fields like advertising and public relations can be important when in the real world. Coming into a position thinking you're a good writer and can pitch anything doesn't mean you can understand or apply effective research methods, execute targeted outreach or achieve the best results for a client. But knowing which school of communications to attend is a story all its own. Certain degress probably are watered down, but top communications schools really build strong communicators!
August 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJML
I have to agree with Graphic Design. I have a friend who is a great Graphic Design artist, but can't find a job in that field for the life of him.
August 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSamuel
I disagree with all of you. I am trying not to get out of my element on this one. All that you said above is very offensive to the people in those fields. I'm in the veterinary sciences and stating that displeased me. I can't believe Yahoo would put up such a blog and not think anyone will be offensive. Morons created this blog and morons published it.
January 24, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterjustice collier

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